5.09.2008
my apartment is gay gay gay
9:30am, wednesday morning:
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giant rainbow spotted over south america.
or... maybe i've just been listening to in ghost colours too much.
previously in weird shit at my apartment:
= floored.
Labels: wtf
5.10.2007
sauna instructions
apparently, the true value of spa week in new york has been seriously underestimated.
(yup. that's a real sign at bunya citi spa.)
(yup. that's a real sign at bunya citi spa.)
4.24.2007
worst blind date EVER
4.04.2007
Bump it.
3.20.2007
Everybody Yatta
3.08.2007
had to
3.07.2007
floored
(ok so this is way old by now, but i just found my dusty draft and figured it's still worth sharing.)
back in january, when andrew was staying at my place asbestos he can, we kept hearing these weird crashing noises coming from outside. i wrote it off at first to all the construction going on next door. but eventually curiosity won out. so we put down our drinks, put the wholphin on pause, looked out my balcony door and saw this:
from here, i'd like this story to become choose your adventure.
aaaand go.
back in january, when andrew was staying at my place asbestos he can, we kept hearing these weird crashing noises coming from outside. i wrote it off at first to all the construction going on next door. but eventually curiosity won out. so we put down our drinks, put the wholphin on pause, looked out my balcony door and saw this:
from here, i'd like this story to become choose your adventure.
aaaand go.
Labels: wtf
1.19.2007
The Birth of a New Doll
A new website has come to my attention for all those park slope crafty lesbian moms out there. The Amamanta anatomically correct dolls allow parents to teach their child in the ways of hot carls, pearl necklaces and according to the website "Investigate suspected sex abuse, child abuse or molestation," Aid forensic investigations and courtroom testimony" and "Educate children and people with disabilities about sex." I don't know about you but if my lawyer brought out one of these dolls and asked me if daddy touched me in the naughty place I'd probably ask him if he wanted to go grab a Happy Meal after I got out of prison. Check out these amazing Dolls
Labels: anatomically correct dolls, wtf
