There was a cat
who thought he was a dog.
How else to explain
the meow-y friendly, cuddly, follow-y?
He also thought he was a kitten.
That explains the jumpy jumpy.
A goldfish, too.
How else to explain the obsession with the bathtub?
And a typist.
And a conversationalist.
He was an excellent conversationalist.
We miss your meow chats already, Darwin.
You were an awesome cat.
Hope the duck is to your liking up there.