don't mess with texas. seriously. 

because it's crazy as shit.

First, Warren Jeffs, the leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints not only has a church name that is way too damn long. But he's also nutso. And captured. And has followers in West Texas. He's on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list, right up there with the slightly more popular Mr. bin Laden. Isn't he a cutie?

Secondly, the Lone Star State isn't just home to more than half of LDTers. It's also home to a pastor who raped a woman. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. He didn't rape her. He was just trying to remove a "sex spirit and lesbian demon" inhabiting her body.

And because things come better in three, we'll just finish off with George W. Bush, and what he's really wanted to say all these years in his State of the Union addresses.

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