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11.16.2005

"Where the fuck is my glacial water?" - Soapbox 

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Now that we are all up to speed on outlandish contract riders. I have developed a Contract Rider on behalf of all Baby Boomers. I will be at Union Square, forcing all GenX'ers, Gen Y'ers, immigrants, Blue Hairs, Members of the Me Generations, Wal-Mart employees, hippies, drop-outs, clinically depressed, physically handicapped, and all others we deem onsight to be underprivileged, to sign off on this landmark document - so that they can't bitch anymore about the current shitty state of the planet, and except all the demands of that shitty generation thereof.

As if we had a choice, but hey, at least this way it's above the boards.

Can I get an Amen?

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