happy VD 

in honor of this most precious of holidays, the kenneth cole ad agency started a bitter haiku contest. alex dixie just sent me a list of all the entries. these are some of my faves:

We met on the web
She said she was tall and blond
But, he was eighty.

I hated your mom
But she died last year, so now
I hate you most, bitch.

Conversing with you
Like glass shards in my eyeballs
Shut up, look pretty.

Oh sweet valentine
You'll stay with me forever
Cause I have your legs.

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