i'm shopping for a camcorder to document my drunken escapades with my friends, and primarily for home-made pornos. anyone have any suggestions? where should i shop? which brands are good, which models should i avoid, and which models are easily cleaned and/or stain-resistant? oh, and i'd like it to cost less than a grand, so no DV3000 850 billion megapixel 900x optical gigazoom titanium george lucas signature series deluxe.