this email just landed in my box: "Are you available this weekend? Do you want to appear with Franz Ferdinand in a music ad? Are you over 16? Do you want to get paid to do this?" which is pretty much like asking me, hi, do you want a house on the amalfi coast, benicio del toro and a lifetime supply of vodka sodies? why yes, yes i do. i would kill and/or maim for the opportunity. thanks.